In what's surely a dig at Epic's Gears of War series, a Serious Sam 3: BFE helpline operator has been hired to assist players who might struggle with its "No cover. All man" mantra (note: we think this is a joke). Calm down Gears fans. His name is Rich Knuckles. How can you hate a guy called Rich Knuckles?In an amusing little video, Knuckles deals with all kinds of gaming qualms such as not being able to carry two guns in "other games", not having enough friends for multiplayer and... the discomfort of soiling yourself."I'm already fielding all sorts of calls from shooter fans wondering where all the conveniently placed barricades and random concrete walls are in Serious Sam 3: BFE," says Knuckles. "Most of these guys have gotten soft from years of crouching behind cover, picking off one or two approaching enemies as they make their way through missions. It's pathetic."Devolver Digital CFO Fork Parker weighed in with this important addition: "I hope we are outsourcing these help line operators to save some cash. Use one of those Eastern European countries where the girls have perfect asses and sexy accents. You know, like Brazil."Have a gander:Have a look at the latest Serious Sam 3: BFE gameplay trailer to see more over the top antics. Tom Pakinkis
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