2011年4月29日星期五

The bear and the rabbit

There once was a bear and a rabbit that hated each other. One day, they found a genie in a lamp who said he would grant them each three wishes. The bear went first and he said, I wish to be the only male bear in this forest. And he got his wish.


The rabbit said,rift gold I want a motorcycle helmet. And he got his wish.


The bear went up and said, I wish to be the only male bear in the United States, and all the rest to be female. And he got his wish.


The rabbit said, I wish I had a motorcycle to go with that helmet. And he got his wish.


The bear said, I wish I was the only male bear in the world,rift gold and all the rest were females. And he got his wish.


It was the rabbit's turn, and he said, I wish that bear was gay.

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